Hey bro, and welcome to my blog. Let me tell you a bit about who I am and why I’m writing this blog. Pretty much my whole life, I’ve been a really skinny dude. Yep… most people complain about how they can’t lose weight but for me I suck at putting on weight.
And it doesn’t matter how much food I eat, either. I just burn it all off… my mom says its because I have the metabolism of a chipmunk on speed.
Whatever the reason, I learned something by being skinny. Chicks aren’t into a dude that they can pick up and carry around the room.
I even got a fat friend… wait, an “obese” friend… that gets more girls than me. And I don’t even like going to the clubs no more.
The jock type guys like to mess with skinny dudes with me. Especially since I’m kind of a flirt and sometimes I accidentally *cough, cough* talk to their girlfriends. But only if they’re cute.
Anyways, I’m sick of being skinny. So I’m doing something about it, and that’s what this blog is all about.
Everything I learn about getting jacked along the way I’m going to blog about here. And when I try things that don’t work, I’m gonna write about those too. So stay tuned.